Table of Contents

--Notes to Commissioners.
--Commission FAQ
--Customer List
--Paypal Info
--Real Journal UPDATED!!

deviantART bulletpixel Phony over there!

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I'm not gonna flake out this time. No sir, no sir.

To Duckie: I need details on your commission. Like, NEED. Alice in Wonderland is a broad subject and I have no idea what your expectations are. Something of a character list would be nice! As such your commission is on hold until I get a response.

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______WOULD YOU LIKE TO COMMISSION ME?_____

WELL HAY, now's your chance! Just comment! DON'T WORRY ABOUT PAYING FOR NOW, JUST give me a price range and whatever you want drawn! It's that easy. Seriously, don't tell me how much you want to pay. I want to make quality as uniform as possible. Unless. You know. You want to shell out like, 50 bucks at me. Not sure why you'd do that, but HEY IT'S YOUR MONEY.

Hopefully commission pieces will be completed every week, starting with this coming weekend. The submission process will go like this:

I'll sketch a picture via Tegaki E because that's the medium I'm most comfortable with. If you would like me to do preliminary sketchwork privately, I can do that too. I'll show you the picture, and if you like it, I'll move it into a different arting program and fill it out, unless you want me to complete it via Tegaki E. Which is kind of dumb, since it's kind of on display for everyone to see.

ALSO, if you want your commission to be featured on my DeviantArt page, all you have to do is inform me and I will upload a low-resolution version for people to envy.

You lucky bitch. It's hard to get art this shitty.

Price Ranges!:
...$1-$5: Sketched or Linework
...$5-$15: Concept Art
...$15+: Polished Art

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Current Patrons!:

Duckie: 75%, Fleshing and Painting -- On hold: Content Issues
~RoyLover: 80%, Painting
~Vespee: 0%, Request Pending
~Kitewing: 0%, Request Pending
~LackofSpace: 0%, Request Pending
~Kiweet: 0%, Request Pending
*Liahona: 2%, Studying
*Gibbaba: 2%, Studying
~Pandachu: 0%, Request Pending

All of you are goddamn amazing and I love you bunches of oats.

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Alright, for those people who's dues are coming up, this is my Paypal email: pidgetmidget@gmail.com

I STRONGLY, STRONGLY suggest you do not pay me before I have your artwork completed. I have an annoying habit of slacking off when I have the reward already in hand, which means two things: I should never get tenure and you should never, EVER pay me before I do finish anything.

SO YEAH. There it is. DONATIONS WOULD BE FUN, THOUGH I'M NOT EXPECTING ANY SINCE I'M NOT EXACTLY IN A LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION OR ANYTHING.

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There are people.

And then there are stairs.

...Made of people, mind you.

All this time, I thought I was a person. I would do things! I could conquer the world, make it perfect! I can invent! I can create! I can heal! And I would do it, all on my own!

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And then the reality would sink in, pulling my defiant fist down from the sky and back into my pocket.

There are people more qualified in all aspects. People who have done so many great things, and at such a young age! The people who I've tried to hold under me, gone and doing, or at least preparing to do, humanity service.

There is only so much I can do. The time of possibility is gone, and all that's left is what there always was, and I can only chase after the ones that are closest in reach.

Achievement! What joy!

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But where is it when there's no one to partake in it with you?

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I can only hope, one day, I can take part in lifting someone special to their highest.

And that'll make all the difference.